1. Why do people ask if you have an extra smoke when they know packs don't come with extras?
2. Why is it I have over 700 channels and still can't find something to watch?
3. Why can't Emily get a promotion at bell, I mean she's been answering the phones for ages now!
4. Why hasn't someone made a nose warmer yet?
5. Why is it so easy to fall for someone but impossible to get over them?
6. Why does it cost more to file for divorce than it does to get married...haven't we paid enough already?
7. Why can't puppies and kittens stay cute, cuddly and little forever?
8. Why doesn't Tim Hortons deliver...seriously, wtf?!
9. Why don't beds come equiped with handcuffs?
10. why does the smelliest person on the bus ALWAYS sit beside me?
11. Why do people say "We'll keep in touch!" and never do?
12. Why isn't my house the same as the Jetson's?
13. Why don't ice cream cones come lined with peanut butter and chocolate?
14. Why does Tequila taste so bad but make me feel so good?
15. Why doesn't life come with a manual containing a table of contents, FAQ and troubleshooting chapters?
16. Why aren't the raindrops chocolate chips and gum drops?
17. Why do we push away people that care about us?
18. Why doesn't money grow on trees?
19. Why can't we buy a bottle of happiness or a jar of hugs?
20. Why am I even doing this? Lol
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